The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mines Excavated:	1287
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

primordialmc.com

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7240
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

play.beacoland.com

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

CubedMC.org

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6852
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

skymata.games

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1708
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

play.cobbletwo.com

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

play.politicamc.com.br

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	341
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

mc.royallegacy.net

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

mchogwarts.net:25593

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7070	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Items Found:	1898	Mines Excavated:	3901
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Towns Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Divine Spears Created:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun