The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	7520
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Votes:	2993

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ores Mined:	3114
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7393
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Votes:	2888
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

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Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	441	Zombie Dances:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

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HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crops Grown:	3589	Ores Mined:	9938

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

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GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	47

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Potions Brewed:	140	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

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Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4199
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Alien Abductions:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5658
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Void Gems Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org