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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 478 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Star Shards Collected: | 78 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.