The Brown Person Minecraft SMP

bathroom activities, bathroom humor, bodily functions, BROWN, creativity, funny, gross, imagination, Minecraft, odd behavior, odd habits, person, poop humor, poop jokes, quirky behavior, scatological humor, smp, strange habits, strange thoughts, toilet activities, toilet humor, unusual thoughts, weird habits, weird thoughts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for the ultimate adventure where you can create your own little brown person and watch them go for a swim in the pool…of lava! That’s right, our pool is made of pure lava and only the bravest players can survive a dip in it.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you navigate your way through the maze and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Emeralds Found:	3617
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crops Grown:	1485

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mines Excavated:	3558	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Gods Slained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4438	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Farms Harvested:	556	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Secret Passages Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Emeralds Found:	7149	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	93
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.