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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9661 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 1145 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 129 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?