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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5900 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
Ores Mined: | 944 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?