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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 8173 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 4125 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?