The Blocky Times Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are about as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so epic, it’s been hailed as the best thing since sliced bread by the prestigious Incelyork Times (not to be confused with the New York Times, of course). Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mines Excavated:	4668

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Stuck in Spawn: Vanilla Edition (you can leave, we promise)

#youtube, Address, Chat, Cheats, Clingy, commands, Discord, Edition, Griefing, Ip:, killing, Leave, Promise, Redstone, Resets, Server, Sethome, Spawn, Staff, Stuck, Survival, Tpa, Trailer, Traveling, Vanilla, Version, world

Server Name:	Survival Minecraft Server
Griefing Policy:	Not allowed
Server Version:	1.21.1
World Age:	4 years old, no resets
Rules:	No cheating, killing allowed if attacked first, no teleport commands
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

1. What are the rules on griefing?

Griefing is not allowed on our server. Players found griefing will be banned.

2. Are cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheats are not allowed. Players caught cheating will be banned.

3. Can I use commands like tpa or sethome?

No, there are no teleport commands or sethome commands on our server. Traveling is meant to be meaningful.

4. How old is the server world?

The server world is 4 years old and has never been reset.

5. Is redstone broken on the server?

No, redstone is not broken as the server does not run paper.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Items Found:	8299	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Meal Delivery Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of spending a small fortune on a meal, only to have to pay an outrageous delivery fee on top of it? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about expensive meals again! Our virtual restaurant offers a $15 meal with a $15 delivery fee, but here’s the catch – the service is free, the estimated tax is included, AND you don’t have to tip! That’s right, you can enjoy a delicious virtual meal without breaking the bank. Who knew virtual dining could be so affordable and convenient? Join us now and start saving money while satisfying your hunger in style!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The USMNT vs Panama Minecraft SMP Showdown

Competition, Concacaf, football, Game, goals, International, LINEUP, match, Minecraft, national team, panama, Players, prediction, Score, showdown, smp, Soccer, sports, starting XI, united states, Usa, USMNT, World Cup qualifier

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the wildest parties every night! Join us and witness the legendary chicken dance-off where feathers fly and beaks drop!

But that’s not all, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like butter! And rumor has it, there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs ride on flying llamas while playing electric guitars.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see how many tonight you can handle! Just be warned, things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CatCraft Ultimatum

Boundaries, CatCraft, Cats, children, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, emotional attachment, exhaustion, family, household chores, litter box, Marriage, parenthood, parenting stress, pet behavior, pet ownership, relationship issues, Ultimatum, working parents

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a house full of cats peeing on your kids’ beds? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like this poor guy who comes home to find his kids’ beds soaked in cat pee every day, you never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest, only to have it stolen by a mischievous player? Or maybe you’ll build the perfect castle, only to have it blown up by a TNT-wielding griefer.

But don’t worry, we promise our server is more fun than dealing with a litter box full of surprises. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just make sure to keep an eye out for any stray cats!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3700	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UniVerseFactsMC SMP

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, cosmology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, facts, Fascinating, galaxies, Infinite, knowledge, Mind Blowing, Mysteries, Planets, Science, smp, Space, Stars, Universe, UniVerseFactsMC, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing blowing your mind is a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake up your universe! Join us for a wild ride through a galaxy of chaos and hilarity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule).

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself out of diamond blocks just because you can? On our server, anything is possible!

So why wait? Join now and become a part of our wacky universe where the only thing crazier than the mobs is the players themselves. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Star Shards Collected:	124
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Potions Brewed:	139	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyNostalgia

bedtime stories, carefree days, Childhood crushes, childhood games, childhood home, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood traditions, CraftyNostalgia, family time, favorite toys, homemade meals, imagination, Innocence, neighborhood friends, Nostalgia, playground adventures, playing outside, Saturday morning cartoons, school holidays, simpler times

Remember the days when you could spend hours building epic forts and battling imaginary monsters? Well, now you can relive those glory days on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion and make all your childhood dreams come true! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Animals Bred:	36

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea

diplomatic crisis, drone flights, east asia, international relations, Kim dynasty, Kim family, Kim Jong-un, Kim Yo Jong, KimJongUnsSisGrievesSKorea, leader’s sister, military aggression, military provocations, North Korea, North Korean regime, nuclear weapons, political tensions, regional conflict, security concerns, south korea, Threats, totalitarian regime

come join this epic minecraft server where we have the sister of north korea’s leader threatening south korea over drone flights!! 😂🚀🤯

experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world where international politics are at play, and where you never know when a drone might come flying over your base! 😱🚁

join now for a chance to witness crazy diplomatic drama unfold right before your eyes, all while mining for diamonds and battling creepers! 💎💥

don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure on this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! join now and see what all the buzz is about! 🌍🔥🎮

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Mines Excavated:	2708
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Magic Items Found:	7963	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blue Horizon MC: Where Minecraft meets Shopping Channel with Jobs & Tools 1.21! Dive into the Madness!

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Welcome to Blue Horizon

Features	Description
A Dynamic Survival Experience	Immerse yourself in thrilling content with Boss Fights, Custom Enchants, Jobs, and Custom items/tools/armors.
Enhanced Quality of Life	Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Land Claiming, and more convenient features for an improved gameplay experience.
Exciting Crate Rewards	Monthly cycling of Crate content with custom armors, tools, enchants, and abilities for exciting rewards.
Player-Driven Economy	Trade with other players, create a shop, or sell items at the server shop to partake in the in-game economy.
In-Game Ranks	24 in-game ranks with rewards and perks, each with unique numbered collectibles and sub-ranks for depth and customization.

Visit our website for more information.

Join our Discord community.

Connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Blue Horizon?	To join, simply connect to our Java IP: Play.BlueHorizonMC.Net
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a dynamic survival experience, enhanced quality of life features, exciting crate rewards, a player-driven economy, and in-game ranks.
Can I create a shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops on the server to trade with others.
Are there boss fights on Blue Horizon?	Boss fights are currently being implemented on the server for a thrilling gameplay experience.
How can I rank up in-game?	Players can purchase in-game ranks with currency, each offering unique rewards and perks to enhance gameplay.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Animals Bred:	184	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

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Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftyFamilyPranks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Star Shards Collected:	131	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

bacterial, bacterial cell, bacterial research, bacterial sensing mechanisms, biological clocks, biological rhythms, biological sensing, Cell, cell communication, cellular awareness, Cellular Responses, cellular signaling, changing, environmental changes, environmental cues, genetic regulation, microbial adaptation, microbial behavior, microbial ecology, microbiology, seasonal variations, Seasons, seasons changing, single cell sensing

u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.