Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 390 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
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