Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
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