The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off an army of evil chickens with laser beams on their heads!

Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame this mythical creature, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! *”’

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Magical Moments Shared: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and fight off an army of evil chickens with laser beams on their heads!

    Our server is home to the legendary Enderdragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the majestic Rainbow Sheepicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame this mythical creature, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it! *”’

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness

    Franken Fran’s Minecraft SMP Madness
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Fran and her hat. You see, Fran’s hat is not just any ordinary hat. It’s a magical hat that gives her the power to summon llamas from thin air and ride them into battle. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensues when Fran and her llama army charge into battle against unsuspecting players!

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Who knows, you might even get your own magical hat and llama army to wreak havoc on your enemies. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Void Armor Forged: 30 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PixelPeenPurge

    PixelPeenPurge
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds while dealing with real-life relationship drama. Who needs soap operas when you can witness a husband getting caught red-handed with a secret stash of naughty photos from his wife’s younger days? Will he delete them or will she have to unleash her wrath in the virtual world?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From secret love affairs between players to epic battles over virtual property, you never know what will happen next. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a love triangle with a creeper and a zombie!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a 70-year-old husband still ogling his wife’s 22-year-old photos!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 128 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse

    TimeTravelerSMP – NoLiesCourthouse
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we bring the drama of history to life in blocky form! Imagine putting famous figures on trial in our virtual courtroom, where they can’t lie and must face the consequences of their actions. Will you prosecute Julius Caesar for his conquests? Or maybe Marie Antoinette for her lavish lifestyle? The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where justice is served with a side of pixels. Join us for a wild ride through time and see who will be the next to face the ultimate judgment in Minecraft court!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 New Chunks Explored: 594708
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 348 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • RoommateCraft

    RoommateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommate situations like this ever again!

    Join us and experience a world where you can build your own private dorm room with soundproof walls, so you can enjoy some “alone time” without any interruptions.

    Our server is also equipped with a special “privacy mode” feature that automatically kicks out anyone who tries to enter your room while you’re, uh, busy.

    So come on over and unleash your creativity in a safe and secure environment where you can let your imagination run wild… just maybe not too wild.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server

    FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world! Minecraft server
    The owner of the “FarWorld – your journey into a fantasy world” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Ores Mined: 4655
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Stand Up Minecraft Server

    Stand Up Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Imagine this: 75 years ago, China was a war-torn colony, but now it is a beacon of hope – and our Minecraft server is just as epic!

    Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride llamas into battle! Our server is so advanced, we have virtual reality headsets that transport you directly into the game – it’s like living in Minecraft for real!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server is a secret treasure that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Void Gems Collected: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review

    My Hero Academia Minecraft SMP Commission Review
    Oh honey, forget about your “My Hero Academia” commission, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can become the ultimate hero of your own world! We’ve got crazier superpowers than All Might, more epic battles than Deku, and more drama than Endeavor’s family reunion. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get your own quirk that lets you mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers. So why waste time on commissions when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft story? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 286
    Emeralds Found: 2105 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP

    PlayStationDownButWeStillMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of sitting around waiting for PlayStation to get its act together? Well, fear not my fellow gamers, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of PvP combat. That’s right, you’ll be facing off against some of the toughest opponents in the Minecraft universe, all while trying to avoid getting spit on by a llama.

    So why waste your time waiting for PlayStation to come back online when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Sign up now and get ready to experience the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the wrong side of a llama, that is).

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19 Emeralds Found: 1723
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockBuster100

    BlockBuster100
    Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can watch a new movie every day! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in the game where you can watch all your favorite films while mining for diamonds. Join us and never be bored again!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we charter flights for players to escape from dangerous countries like lebanon! we offer luxurious in-game planes with first class seats and free snacks (virtual of course). our staff are trained to handle any emergency situation, whether it’s a creeper attack or a sudden sandstorm. join now and experience the thrill of escaping danger while building your dream virtual world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5737 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • LebCraft: Ground Ops!

    LebCraft: Ground Ops!
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF LIKE A FIREWORK IN A TACO BELL BATHROOM. WE GOT PIGS THAT FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

    ALSO, DID U HEAR ABOUT ISRAEL LAUNCHING A GROUND OPERATION IN LEBANON? YEAH, WELL, ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET TUNNEL THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND DANCE TO JUSTIN BIEBER MUSIC.

    PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN DIAMOND ORES INTO CHEESEBURGERS. YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

    TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT. UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN U MIGHT REGRET IT A LITTLE BIT.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

    YubiCraft – Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our Ame Neo-Graduation Edition server where you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest events!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear and challenge you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Anything is possible on our server!

    But that’s not all, we have upcoming events like the Tako Gacha Banner 4 where you can win rare and powerful items, and the Speed King 5 where you can race against other players in epic competitions!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at 104.194.11.50:25570 and experience the madness for yourself! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCono – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we wear sombreros and conquer the virtual world in style! Join us for epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server decided to build a giant taco that could be seen from space. It attracted so many mobs that they had to fend off a horde of zombies with nothing but their trusty sombreros. It was a battle for the ages, but they emerged victorious and celebrated with a fiesta that lasted for days.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary llama whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of llamas with just a wink and a smile. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of C418.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Grab your sombrero and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 140 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ChildhoodOffenseCraft

    ChildhoodOffenseCraft
    Are you tired of being called an asshole for using the proper name for your childhood group events? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We don’t care if you call it Brownies, Embers, or even Fluffy Unicorn Adventures – as long as you’re having fun, we’re cool with it.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories, like the time a player built a giant brownie castle that was so delicious, it attracted a horde of hungry zombies. Or the epic battle between a group of players dressed as Brownies and a gang of evil Embers trying to steal their cookies.

    So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild – just remember, no matter what you call it, we’re all here to have a good time. And hey, if you bring some actual brownies to share, we won’t say no!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Potions Brewed: 90 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Buildings Constructed: 12

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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