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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3413 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig king who rides a flying llama!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT! Hold on tight as you zoom through loops and twists, narrowly avoiding explosions at every turn.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of fiery doom. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!