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Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5500 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 540663 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 172 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig king who rides a flying llama!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT! Hold on tight as you zoom through loops and twists, narrowly avoiding explosions at every turn.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of fiery doom. But hey, at least you’ll respawn, right?
So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!