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| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3111 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 386 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
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