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| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 6390 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3379 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
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Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and 
