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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4737 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7960 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!