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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1814 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4497 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7626 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground roller coaster that goes all the way to the Nether, where you can ride a ghast like a pony!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Join us and you can ride into battle on the backs of giant chickens, clucking your way to victory!
And if you’re feeling really brave, you can take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Who needs diamond armor when you have sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken game mechanics). Who knows, you might just go all the way…to the loony bin!
