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Crafty Creeper Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind and transport you to a world of pure insanity! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a rainbow-colored llama through a field of exploding chickens while battling a giant zombie wearing a tutu. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough in our server, you’ll find a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe this server will be the cover story in 2026 for being the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Bow Down To Your New God Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins have no sense of humor? Well, look no further because on this server, /a/ is your new god! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds or building epic structures, all you need to do is worship /a/ and you’ll be blessed with infinite resources and protection from creepers.

But that’s not all, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that he’s willing to share with those who can defeat him in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me, a dance-off with a dragon! So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie down with the most fearsome creature in all of Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to enter. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to prove your worth against the most skilled villagers in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft experience of your life. /a/ awaits your worship!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2729	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BlockyBedRejects

30s, advances, assigned seats, Attention, BlockyBedRejects, cleaning, Conversation, Cooking, counseling, CUDDLE, day off, Dismissive, husband, ice cream, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, mean, Rejecting, SAHM, snuggle, toxic parents

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape from your toxic relationship drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft away from all the real-life nonsense.

Join us for a chance to escape the assigned sofa seats of your in-laws and create your own virtual paradise. No need to worry about being shooed away or getting zero attention here – our community is all about supporting each other and having a great time.

And if you’re tired of always giving in and doing things someone else’s way, our server is the perfect place to assert your independence and build your own empire. Plus, we offer virtual counseling sessions for those who need a little extra support (sorry, real-life husband not included).

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your relationship drama behind – because who needs real-life intimacy when you have virtual diamonds to mine?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Zombie Dances:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	261
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DinnerCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing cooking is the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is serving up a feast of fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing on the menu is epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are bringing marshmallows to roast over the lava pits. We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone, and more drama than a soap opera starring Endermen. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as spicy as a Nether fortress and as sweet as a golden apple, then come join us for dinner tomorrow and let’s cook up some epic memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyBlockz

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Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cube Emperium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Cube Emperium, a friendly minecraft server with lots to do, places to go, and things to build.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Buildings Constructed:	46	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ribitech Presents Skytisfactory

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RibiTech Presents the latest Skyblocking experience, from the creators of Sky Bees 2 and Minecolonies: M.A.I.O; Skytisfactory. We will always try to run the latest version of Skytisfactory. You can join us on direct address: others-dependent.gl.joinmc.link Port is not needed if you join through that address.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TinyScoopEarth {54 Flavors}{1.21}{Hide & Seek}{Age 2+}{PlentyofClaims}{Huge Community}{Minimum Render Distance}{Decade of Stories}

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Age Requirement	25+
Ranks/Moderator Positions	No
Area Claim Plugins	No
World Start Date	June 9th, 2023
World Border	30k blocks from spawn (expandable)
Peak Online Players	8-12
Render Distance	32 Chunks
Difficulty	Hard

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I join the server if I’m under 25?

Unfortunately, we have an age requirement of 25+ for all players.

Are there any special rules regarding griefing?

Enderman and Creeper griefing are turned off, but other forms of grief protection are in place.

How can I change my in-game chat text color?

We have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Is there a separate server for creative gameplay?

Yes, we have a Creative server where you can practice building or redstone machines.

What is DiscordSVR and how does it work?

DiscordSVR bridges in-game chat with a Discord channel to allow communication between players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pixel Mart Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as the stories we make up to sell items!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of haggling with players who respond with “lol” when you ask for a price. It’s like a virtual flea market where the only currency accepted is laughter!

Our server is full of insane stories, like the time a player traded a diamond sword for a stack of dirt because they believed it was a rare artifact from the ancient dirt civilization. Who knows what crazy trades you’ll come across next!

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky fun. Who knows, you might just walk away with a priceless item for the low, low price of a joke!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	106	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CryCraft: No More Tears

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your roommate’s love life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and questionable decisions.

Just like your roommate, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. You never know what will happen next, whether it’s a sobbing session in the living room or a heated argument over who stole the diamonds.

But don’t worry, we’ll always be here to cheer you up and make you feel better, just like you did for your roommate. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your own religious bf who will try to keep you from coming over for some steamy Minecraft sessions.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want a taste of the chaotic life, join us now! Just remember, no crying on the couch if you lose all your loot.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SecretSMPExposed – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the juicy secrets and scandalous gossip!

Join our server and uncover all the hidden secrets that players have been keeping from each other. From stolen diamonds to secret alliances, you never know what drama will unfold next. And don’t worry, we have a strict no snitching policy… unless, of course, you want to start a server-wide war.

Expose someone’s secret and watch as chaos ensues. Will friendships be ruined? Will alliances be broken? Will someone build a giant statue of you in their honor for spilling the tea? The possibilities are endless on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP.

So come join us and let the drama begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious player on the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to receive compliments that will make your blocky character blush and your pickaxe tremble with excitement. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in intense roleplay sessions, our server is guaranteed to make you question your sanity and your innocence. So come on, join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TaiwanCraft: $570M Security Package

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come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more security assistance than the U.S. sending to Taiwan! we got $570 million worth of protection, making china super jelly! come build your own fortress and watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal our loot. join now and be part of the biggest showdown in minecraft history!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

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MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed successful artists such as Meek Mill, Wale, and French Montana. Known for their luxurious and opulent brand image, MMG has released numerous hit albums and singles, solidifying their place in the hip-hop industry. With a roster of talented artists and a strong presence in the music scene, MMG continues to be a powerhouse in the rap world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3