so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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