so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Ores Mined: 8496
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 36
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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