so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Ores Mined: 2978 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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