so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
Dimension Hops: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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