so like, come join our minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where testosterone levels are so high that you’ll start seeing blocks as women dressed conservatively. like, you’ll be mining and suddenly think “damn, that block lookin’ fine in that modest dress.” it’s a whole new level of perception, bro. join us and experience the ultimate testosterone-fueled minecraft adventure where even the creepers look like they’re ready for a fancy gala. it’s a wild ride, man. come on in and let your hormones run wild!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Star Shards Collected: 86
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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