| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 1816 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 112 |
| Crops Grown: | 1639 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 9842 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Votes: | 2850 |
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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6311 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5300 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 260 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 8624 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 7266 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 6636 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 163 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3425 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Farms Harvested: | 885 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3107 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 22 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9017 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4073 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 4205 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2738 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 643494 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Emeralds Found: | 1485 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2178 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7182 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8995 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 8202 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 400 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 7796 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 44 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 1001 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 2693 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 26 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 4479 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 547 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1278 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9342 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 112 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 187 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1191 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 193 | Crops Grown: | 6269 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7043 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
