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Savory Minecraft SMP Feast

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking cat named Whiskers who insists that Fancy Feast™ Savory Salmon Feast Classic Paté is the only acceptable food for players to eat. Don’t worry, Whiskers is a fair ruler and will reward you handsomely with diamonds if you comply.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They may explode occasionally, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

MomWhispererNoMore

annoyance, arguing with mother, blowing up, Communication, communication breakdown, Etiquette, family conflict, family dynamics, family gatherings, Frustration, generational differences, Maturity, MomWhispererNoMore, mother-son relationship, personal boundaries, pet peeve, public behavior, Respect, social etiquette, Social Skills, whispering instructions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of your mom treating you like a baby even though you’re a grown man? Do you want to escape her constant whispers of instructions in public? Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind!

On our server, you can say hi to whoever you want without your mom telling you to do it. You can smile at everyone without her reminding you. And best of all, you can open your eyes as wide as you want in pictures without her interference.

No more nagging, no more unnecessary instructions. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. Join now and leave your mom’s whispers behind!

NoCanDoCraft

Abilities, activities, Barriers, can’t, Challenges, constraints, deficiencies, Disabilities, Do, everyday, handicaps, hindrances, LIMITATIONS, NoCanDoCraft, normal, Obstacles, restrictions, Shortcomings, Tasks, thing..

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crops Grown:	3785	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Runes Activated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t do anything out of the ordinary? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do things that you never even dreamed of! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? You can do that here! Want to build a house made entirely out of cake and live like a sugar-loving king? We’ve got you covered!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti, or taming a creeper to be your loyal pet! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

TikTokBanMC Server

albania, Cyberbullying prevention, digital age restrictions, digital censorship, digital platforms, digital rights, internet governance, internet regulation, online content control, online platform ban, online safety, Online safety measures, Server, Social Media Ban, social media impact, social media policy, social media restrictions., tech regulation, teenager killing, tiktok ban, TikTokBanMC, youth safety

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41

so like, if u wanna escape the tiktok ban in albania, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can dance better than those tiktokkers, and creepers that blow up like tiktok drama! plus, our mods are like ninja warriors, they’ll protect u from any tiktok haters tryna ruin ur vibe. join now and say goodbye to tiktok drama, and hello to blocky fun!

CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract

academic misconduct, controversial, controversy, Covid study, Covid-19, CraZyCraftCOVIDCureRetract, four-year saga, health misinformation, Healthcare, Medical research, Misinformation, pandemic, peer review, public health, Research Ethics, retracted, Retractions, Scientific community, scientific integrity, treatment efficacy, unproven treatment

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode rainbows. like, u gotta join cuz we got this secret potion that turns u into a flying pig. no joke, bro. and like, we got this crazy maze that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted golden carrots. u gotta see it to believe it, man. oh, and did i mention we got a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of marshmallows? yeah, u heard me right. so, like, join now before the aliens invade and steal all our diamonds. u don’t wanna miss out, bro.

SoulSteal

2013, BUILD, Community, Explore, good ol’ days, Ip:, java, Jobs, Join, lmao, Memories, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, Play, Server, SoulSteal, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Version

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Server IP	soulsteal.me

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: The rules are simple – no griefing, no hacking, and be respectful to other players.

Q: Can I join the server at any time?

A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 for you to join anytime.

Frosty Haven 1.21

anti-semitism, assumption, Blaming, conspiracy theories, cultural biases, dindu nuffin, discrimination, Fault, frosty, Haven, Jews, Noticing, noticing patterns, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, scapegoating, societal issues, Stereotypes, Stormfags, White Man, white version

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Animals Bred:	138
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a conspiracy theory paradise up in here. We got stormfags blaming Jews for everything, even if it’s a white dude in charge. Like, they think the Jews are pulling all the strings, man. It’s wild, I tell ya! So, if you wanna dive deep into the world of crazy theories while building epic structures in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and let the madness begin!

Cute Flip Loli Wife Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet my adorable Flip Loli wife, who is the reigning queen of our server! She will guide you through the treacherous lands of our world with her magical powers and impeccable fashion sense. Plus, rumor has it she can summon an army of rainbow sheep to do her bidding. So if you want to hang out with the coolest couple in Minecraft history and witness some truly epic adventures, come join us today! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – like that time we accidentally turned our entire village into flying pigs. Oops!

WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	59	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Votes:	8203	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchantments Applied:	90

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Players:	104/300	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6449	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121