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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1
Magic Items Found: 6079 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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