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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1853 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
so, like, u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz, like, we got a pakistani man who was arrested in canada for, get this, plotting a terror attack in new york on october 7, which is, like, the same day as the hamas strike anniversary. but, like, don’t worry, he’s not gonna be on the server, he’s too busy with his evil plans. so, like, come join us and escape from all the craziness of the real world. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and all that good stuff. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
