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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6116 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6922 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 218 | Farms Harvested: | 522 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.