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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4191 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5079 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.