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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4490 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 162285 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8228 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.