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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 883 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 34 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.