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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4435 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Ores Mined: | 2770 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Buildings Constructed: | 7 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.