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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 5072 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Buildings Constructed: | 12 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 158 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 97 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night and has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give you super speed and the ability to breathe underwater.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, most gut-bustingly hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.