π₯π₯π₯
Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8256 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 261 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 3555 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on our server. we once had a group of llamas take over the town square and start a llama revolution! it was epic. and don’t even get me started on the time the villagers all learned how to breakdance and challenged the players to a dance-off.
plus, we have the best loot drops in alllll of minecraft. we’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a secret stash of golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.
so what are u waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await u in our pixelated paradise. see u there, buddy!