so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server

    Crafty Globetrotter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can ask our Brazilian owner anything about their country! Want to know the best spots to find rare ores in Brazil? Just ask! Need tips on how to survive a zombie apocalypse in the Amazon rainforest? Our owner has got you covered! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure filled with Brazilian flair and unexpected surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two while you’re here!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 417

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP

    why do japanese appliances still look like they’re from… Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate throwback to the 90s, just like Japanese appliances! Our server is so old-school, even the creepers wear scrunchies and listen to Spice Girls on their Walkmans. Plus, we have cutting-edge technology like silhouette recognition for all your sneaky spy needs. So come on and join us, because if it ain’t broke, why fix it? Just like our outdated but totally rad server!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 805360 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 224 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server

    HalfSisEdu Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family drama and unexpected requests!

    Picture this: your dad, a chain-smoking alcoholic with anger issues, suddenly reappears in your life asking you to support your half-sister through high school in the U.S. What a plot twist! Will you step up to the plate or will you hang up the phone and sob uncontrollably? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense arguments with your mom, who just can’t understand why you wouldn’t want to financially support your dad’s new family. And don’t forget about the other family members trying to guilt-trip you into taking on this new responsibility. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your boundaries, join us now! Who knows what crazy requests or family drama will come your way next? It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to unfold!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Enchantments Applied: 125 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UterusCraft: No Questions Asked

    UterusCraft: No Questions Asked
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the stress of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

    Are you tired of constantly being bombarded with messages and phone calls about when you’re going to have your baby? Join our server and no one will bother you about updates on your pregnancy, because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs!

    On our server, you can build a virtual delivery room and invite only your closest Minecraft friends to witness the birth of your blocky baby. No need to worry about your mom getting mad at you for not giving her constant updates – she can just log on to the server and see for herself!

    And don’t worry about muting your phone or ignoring messages – on our server, the only messages you’ll receive are from fellow players asking to team up for a raid or trade resources. Say goodbye to the stress of constant notifications and hello to the joy of building and exploring in a world where the only updates you need to worry about are the ones for the game itself!

    Join our server today and leave the real world behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be delivering is epic gameplay!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Alien Abductions: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Dimension Hops: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RedditHorrorStories SMP

    RedditHorrorStories SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us if you want to witness crazy events like a group of players accidentally summoning a horde of zombie pigmen into their base because they thought they were just harmless pigs. Or how about the time when someone built a giant statue of a creeper that actually started exploding randomly, causing chaos everywhere?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of the haunted mineshaft where players swear they heard ghostly whispers and saw mysterious shadows lurking in the dark. And let’s not forget about the time when a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a werewolf after feeding it a cursed bone.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat with non-stop excitement and absurdity, then join us now! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    Star Shards Collected: 227 Farms Harvested: 639

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoSelfControlSnacks

    NoSelfControlSnacks
    Are you tired of being a slave to your cravings? Do you find yourself devouring an entire bag of chips in one sitting? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your unhealthy snacking habits, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be feasting on is virtual blocks and pixels! Say goodbye to those pesky potato chips and hello to building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Trust us, your waistline will thank you. So come on, join our server and let’s build a healthier, blockier future together!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Acai Looks Like Noob

    Acai Looks Like Noob
    join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers from its hilt. they used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that dropped a million emeralds. true story, bro.

    also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server

    Sharks Go Wild For Urchins Server
    Yo, have you ever seen a shark lose its mind over a sea urchin? Well, on our server, it happens all the time! We’ve got sea urchins for days, and the sharks just can’t get enough. It’s like a feeding frenzy up in here!

    But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got flying pigs that poop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, and a secret underwater city where mermaids throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced with a mermaid while riding a flying pig.

    So come join us on our server, where the craziness never stops and the fun never ends. Who needs reality when you can have all this insanity in Minecraft? Let’s get weird, baby!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!

    LuckyGem SMP: Where AFK farms compete in weekly Voicechat battles for shiny gemstones!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    We are a Whitelisted Server. You must apply to play via the Discord. We encourage those applying to put effort into their application for the best chances of being accepted.
    We have an active, friendly, and mature community with a responsive staff team.
    No teleporting plugin! You can travel by foot or use our nether tunnel highways for faster travel. You can build and decorate your own Nether Tunnel!
    No economy plugin! Everyone is welcomed to claim a stall and compete in our trust-based diamond economy.
    No land claim plugin! Simply find a free spot, mark it out clearly and start building!
    Everything is built by players, for players! You can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfil the servers vision!
    Participate in Weekly Events, Weekly Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC!
    Our server promotes awesome builds and community; we are excited to see what you will bring to LuckyGem!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    How do I apply to play on LuckyGem SMP? To apply to play on LuckyGem SMP, you must join our Discord server and follow the application process outlined there.
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? While there is no strict age requirement, we do prefer players to be mature and respectful towards others in the community.
    Are there any banned items or behaviors on the server? We have rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. Any violation of these rules may result in disciplinary action.
    Can I donate to the server? We appreciate any donations to support the server and help us maintain a high-quality gaming environment. You can inquire about donation options on our Discord server.
    How can I get involved in server events and competitions? We regularly host events and competitions for our community to participate in. Keep an eye on announcements in our Discord server for upcoming opportunities to get involved.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

    Crafty Panda Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Zhongguo, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our spawn point is guarded by a pack of friendly pandas who will guide you on your journey through the server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon named Steve who only speaks in memes. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, the treasure is yours!

    Need a break from mining and building? Head over to our enchanted forest where the trees sing Justin Bieber songs and the animals have dance parties every night.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to “Uptown Funk”.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Zhongguo today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the creepers start breakdancing with the Ender Dragon. It’s a sight you won’t soon forget!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

    Squeezy White Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

    Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

    So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mines Excavated: 1907
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Ores Mined: 3102 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server

    SisSlayin’ Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of being the less successful sibling! On our server, you can be the top player in every game, build the most epic structures, and conquer any challenge that comes your way. No more feeling like a failure next to your Ivy League sister – here, you’re the star of the show!

    Forget about real-life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where you can be the best at everything. No more missed calls from successful siblings, just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Join now and leave your worries behind – after all, who needs real-life success when you can dominate in Minecraft?

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

    BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae
    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

    Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

    Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

    So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2546
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JokesterMC SMP

    JokesterMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Farms Harvested: 202
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 21

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCrisis

    CreeperCrisis
    Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

    Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

    So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 947 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Villages Defended: 16
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8185
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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