so, like, have u heard about this cray cray minecraft server where u can join forces with the police to foil an ISIS-inspired plot to topple towers in Tel Aviv? yea, u heard me right, u can be a hero in the virtual world and save the day from evil terrorists. but wait, there’s more! u can also ride unicorns and shoot rainbows out of ur hands while building epic castles and battling dragons. like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s like a mix of action, adventure, and pure insanity. so come on, join us and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Holy Grails Found: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP

    Board of What the Hell Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then this is the place for you.

    Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures, like trying to tame a wild pack of creepers or building a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant lava pit and had to live in a treehouse for a week. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it was a flying mount.

    So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and dive headfirst into a world of chaos, then come join us on this wild Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7192 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 193 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server

    FlatMateFrenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating awkward situations with former college friends who may or may not have crossed boundaries in the past.

    Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.

    Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FriendshipFiascoCraft

    FriendshipFiascoCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trust is key and friendships are tested in the most hilarious ways! Join us for a savings scheme like no other, where your hard-earned diamonds are at stake!

    Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?

    Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Zombie Dances: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • TVShowFanaticMC SMP

    TVShowFanaticMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 383600 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CryCraft: Tears of Laughter

    CryCraft: Tears of Laughter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy cat? Well, look no further because our server will have you crying tears of joy! Literally, we have a special plugin that triggers a crying animation every time you find a diamond. It’s like finding your first diamond all over again, except with more tears and less stress. Join us and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster that is our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!

    PolandCraft Server: No Undocumented Mobs!
    haha no need for asylum when you join dis epic minecraft server! we got so many crazy builds and fun minigames, you’ll never wanna leave! plus, we got rid of all the undocumented mobs tryna sneak in, so it’s super safe here. come join us and build the most epic castle ever, or battle it out in our pvp arena where the winners get a lifetime supply of diamond swords! trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on all the fun and chaos on this server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Emeralds Found: 8099 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • CraftyNorseWarfare

    CraftyNorseWarfare
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

    oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

    plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Dimension Hops: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MineLatam

    MineLatam

    We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    CraftedSurvival: Where shopping is a sport and survival is a specialty! Join us for some semi-vanilla fun!

    Crafted Survival Minecraft Server

    Features Description
    🏠 Land Claiming Claim your own land to protect your builds
    🛍️ Shopping District Trade with other players in a designated shopping area
    💨 Homes and TPA Set homes and teleport to other players
    🗺️ Live World Map View the server world map in real-time
    👾 Mob Heads Collect heads from defeated mobs
    🌙 One Player Sleep Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping
    🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Earn ranks through various in-game activities
    🧍 Active Player Base Join a friendly and active community of players

    Server Information

    🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

    🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

    We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim.
    Can I participate in the shopping district? Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district.
    How do I set a home and teleport to other players? Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player.
    Is the server grief-free? Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience.
    How can I earn ranks on the server? Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Degrade The GF Minecraft Server

    Degrade The GF Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special event called “Degrade the GF” where players can team up to prank each other’s in-game girlfriends by building giant statues of them out of dirt and then blowing them up with TNT. It’s a wild ride of emotions and explosions!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

    So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP

    Cunt Prostitute Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in your Minecraft world, searching for excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your virtual needs!

    Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 5172
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • DiamondsForDudes

    DiamondsForDudes
    Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server
    come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

    duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

    plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Zombie Dances: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Farms Harvested: 990
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • UkraineWarzoneCraft

    UkraineWarzoneCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

    Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles
    so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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