TekVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Farms Harvested:	710	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5129
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Farms Harvested:	524	Runes Activated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3383
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Animals Bred:	130	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	280
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	218190
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Buildings Constructed:	27
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	6200
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Potions Brewed:	27	Dragon Eggs Found:	2702
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Villages Defended:	9

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	2256
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Void Gems Collected:	21

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	7851
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	134	Haunted Chests Opened:	2