TekVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2557	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Buildings Constructed:	46	Undead Armies Raised:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	9580	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Astral Projections Made:	4

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Farms Harvested:	189	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Crops Grown:	8309
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Potions Brewed:	166
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Animals Bred:	63	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Potions Brewed:	55
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Magic Items Found:	7499

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Votes:	5826
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	2