TekVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2482
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Potions Brewed:	60	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.

Time Overlap Craft 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, building, Craft, creativity, cunny, Exploration, FANTASY, Friends, Gaming, King, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, overlap, role playing, Sandbox, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Time, video games, virtual world

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2202	Runes Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3416	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is where the party never stops and the mobs are always ready to boogie down with you.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses while riding a rainbow unicorn. Yup, that’s the kind of crazy shiz you can do on this server.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a dance-off. You’ll be slaying zombies one minute and busting out your best floss dance move the next.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Together, you’ll conquer dungeons, build epic fortresses, and maybe even start a llama-worshipping cult.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Cunny and King for life, baby!

DiamondDough Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, budgeting, children, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, DiamondDough, family finances, Family Support, financial bind, financial management, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Minecraft, pawn necklace, Philippines, RESPONSIBILITY, SAVING, Selfishness, Server, shared money, Trust

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of financial drama in your Minecraft world? Join our server and escape the real-life money woes! We promise no one will pawn their virtual necklace to help their sister pay off debt here.

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the financial bind of real life. No more arguments over budgeting or saving for your daughter’s birthday – on our server, you can spend your virtual money however you please!

Plus, we have a strict “no childish behavior” policy. Say goodbye to spouses who refuse to touch shared money but still complain about financial difficulties. On our server, everyone is expected to act like responsible adults (or at least responsible Minecraft players).

So come join us and leave your financial troubles behind. Who knew escaping reality could be so fun?

HeirloomHoarderMC

bitter, family conflict, family heirloom, Gold bracelet, Grandma, HeirloomHoarderMC, Hoarding, Mother, oldest child, passed down, Possession, refusal, responsible one, selfish, sister, Spite, tradition, unmarried, Upset, wedding gift

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	10856	Ores Mined:	5360
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3016
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and appreciation? Look no further than our server, where we understand the importance of passing down valuable items like a gold bracelet from generation to generation.

Join us and experience the thrill of holding onto precious items, just like the oldest sibling in a family. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have to make the tough decision of whether to pass it on to your younger sibling for their wedding!

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of family heirlooms on our server. Join now and show off your responsible side by holding onto that virtual bracelet with all your might. Trust us, it’s worth it!

MoodKiller Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, MoodKiller, smp

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we ride around on flying pigs, it’s insane. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes, like how cool is that?? Plus, we have weekly dance parties where we all wear diamond armor and do the chicken dance, it’s a riot. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives in this crazy Minecraft world! And to answer the question, I think the song “Baby Shark” would totally kill the mood during sex, like imagine trying to get it on and all you can hear is “doo doo doo doo doo doo” in the background, no thanks 😂😂😂.

TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Invisible Walls Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchantments Applied:	184
Void Armor Forged:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1155	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Items Found:	3242	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Farms Harvested:	345	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Buildings Constructed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

Players:	106/300	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2