TekVille | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Go by the cookie pancreatic server minecraft

Adventure, Community, cookie, Creative, Economy, Fun, Gaming, go, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, pancake, pancreatic, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	22

The description of the server server “go for the pancreatic cookie” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

bylka.nightpvp.ru

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	294
Magic Items Found:	1889	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Farms Harvested:	447
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	136	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Crops Grown:	6861
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6423	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	26
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

advanced prostate cancer, BlockyProstate, California, cancer awareness, cancer deaths, cancer incidence, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer screening guidelines, cancer screening recommendations, cancer statistics, cancer treatment, cure, Digging, early detection, mens health, prostate cancer, prostate health, routine screening, Screening, US men

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Love Letters Sent:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9288
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7895
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Towns Built:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Star Shards Collected:	157	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Crops Grown:	6413

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	8460	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1585
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Star Shards Collected:	91	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19