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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1762 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
so, like, imagine if you could, like, flick through someone’s minecraft server and see, like, when they were a noob! join our epic server and uncover the ancient ruins of our founder’s first dirt house! you’ll be like, “whoa, this guy was a total scrub back in the day!” but now, like, he’s a total pro and you can, like, learn from his mistakes or something. plus, our server has, like, a secret underground lair filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and, like, a pet zombie named fred. so, like, come join us and, like, discover the mysteries of our totally rad server!
