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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8173 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 2037 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 30 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Looking for a place where you won’t be guilt-tripped into babysitting someone else’s kids? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to game, without the added responsibility of childcare.
We promise not to ask you to babysit three kids under 13, or a newborn baby. Because let’s be real, that’s just not cool. Our server is all about fun and games, not changing diapers and making bottles.
So come join us and leave the drama at the door. We’re here to game, not to be your free babysitting service. Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together. See you in the game!