| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1968 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 17 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 41 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
TecsusPadMine
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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3352 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
join this server if you want to experience the thrill of a virtual war zone, where you have to fight off mobs with tanks and helicopters.
but don’t worry, there’s also a peaceful side to this server. you can build your own base, trade with other players, and even have dance parties with the mobs.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server now and get ready for the craziest adventure of your minecraft life!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2752 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 | Farms Harvested: | 627 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant potato castle or a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese. u can even ride a llama into battle against zombie pigmen or challenge ur friends to a dance-off in da disco room.
but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts, epic boss battles, and even a secret underground lair where u can plot world domination. so come join us on dis server and be part of da most epic adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 974 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Votes: | 9358 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 569 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Ores Mined: | 8238 |
so like, if u wanna be a total boss and like, live forever or whatever, u gotta join this server. plus, the mobs drop like, super healthy food that gives u like, extra hearts and stuff. it’s like, the healthiest server ever, bro. so come join us and like, be the healthiest Minecraft player ever. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 2560 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!
We pride ourselves in our community and strive to keep players engaged with active events and projects. All major decisions are made based on the community’s input and players are never out of the picture. In addition, our economy is driven by player-ran shops that allow anyone to ‘get rich’ dealing business. Here at the Club SMP, every player is a crucial component of an ever-growing and interactive community.
Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.
| Platform | Fabric 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Location | San Jose, California, United States |
| CPU | AMD Ryzen 5 7600X |
| RAM | 8GB (64 Total) |
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 191 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7113 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with any pesky neighbors begging for cash. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and exploring vast worlds.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks. Will you be brave enough to seek out this mysterious specter and make the ultimate trade?
So say goodbye to unwanted doorstep visits and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave your neighbor troubles behind!
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2163 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3781 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your friend decides to invite their annoying boyfriend to join the game. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can banish unwanted guests with just a click of a button! No more dealing with drama in your pixelated paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the power to host epic parties without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Build a virtual mansion and show off your building skills to your friends, all while keeping the unwanted guests at bay.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s worth it just to avoid the awkwardness of hosting that annoying friend’s boyfriend. Let’s build and banish together!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 6203 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts that lead to chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a magical land where llamas ride on unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the most epic and absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3809 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8316 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP AND THE MEXICAN PRESIDENT HAVE A BUILDING COMPETITION. LIKE, WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST WALL?
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU CAN FIND A SECRET TACO MINE WITH UNLIMITED TACOS. LIKE, TACOS FOR DAYS, BRO.
PLUS, THERE’S A QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO SAVE A LLAMA NAMED JUAN FROM A CREEPER. LIKE, WHAT EVEN IS THIS SERVER?
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER, JOIN AMÉRICA MEXICANA. IT’S LIT, FAM. 🌮🇲🇽🇺🇸
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8434 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Crops Grown: | 6889 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 4803 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
come join us and lead a fulfilling life in the world of minecraft! we’ve got insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, they had fire resistance potions). or the time a group of players formed a band and had a concert in the middle of a forest, with creepers as their audience (they loved it, by the way).
so what are you waiting for? come on over to our server and experience the wackiness for yourself. who knows, you might just find your new minecraft family here. let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6154 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Overview |
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| If you’ve been looking for a server that’s literally the planet earth, we’ve got you covered. With custom terrain and even helicopters, we make sure you have endless content. |
| The server is just about to release so join the discord and stay tuned https://discord.gg/Bz65by59 (if the link doesn’t work, head into discord and type discord.gg/earthsmplive) |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the Minecraft Earth SMP Server? | You can join by following the invite link provided in the discord channel. Make sure to stay tuned for the release! |
| Is the server modded? | Yes, the server has custom terrain and even helicopters, providing unique content for players. |
| What version of Minecraft is the server running? | The server is likely running the latest version of Minecraft to ensure compatibility and optimal gameplay experience. |
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9854 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 35 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 2067 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 121 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
On our server, you can create your own bedtime routine without any judgment. No need to worry about sneaking out for a sandwich, just focus on crafting the perfect meal for your virtual avatar. And if you happen to forget to check on your in-game spouse before heading out, don’t worry – they won’t hold a grudge!
Join us now and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and snacking on virtual cookies without any real-life consequences. Plus, who knows, you might even find a virtual bag of chips to save your in-game relationships!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4119 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Votes: | 8718 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Our server is perfect for players who enjoy drama and financial disputes. Build your virtual world while also building resentment towards your partner for not chipping in for the latest updates and upgrades.
Who needs shared bank accounts when you can have virtual arguments over who should pay for the car insurance in Minecraft? Join now and see if your marriage can survive the ultimate test of financial responsibility in a pixelated world.
