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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7223 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4725 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 572 |
Join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where building giant statues of potatoes is considered a work of art. Forget about coding and algorithms, here you can focus on more important things like creating the ultimate llama army or building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
Don’t be a pseud like those tech majors, join our server and discover the true meaning of fun in Minecraft. Who needs programming when you can ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat made of diamonds? Trust us, you’ll wish you found this server 6 years ago!