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| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4798 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
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