Are you tired of just being a tease for attention without ever intending to have gay sex? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of leading multiple players on at once, just like you do on 4chan and reddit.

Imagine the excitement of sending pics of your disembodied ass and hole to other players, keeping them on the edge for weeks at a time. And the best part? You can make up wild stories about being on the downlow and being super discreet about everything, just like you do in real life!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a tease and never have to follow through, join us now! Just remember to only respond to chats when you’re horny, because that’s the only time that matters. See you there!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Emeralds Found: 2948 Dragon Scales Harvested: 295
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Zombie Dances: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Falling into the Void: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7007 Secret Guilds Joined: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Emeralds Found: 4033
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Towns Built: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2162
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8859 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 399 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 New Chunks Explored: 291956
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 14
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1417

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 477 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Farms Harvested: 803 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 197
    Dimension Hops: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ores Mined: 6348
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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