Are you tired of boring old princesses with no curves and no drama? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the flat-chested princess is the star of the show! Watch as she navigates through the world of blocky adventures, facing off against evil mobs and building epic castles with her itty bitty hands. Will she finally get her own season? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single episode of this wild ride! Join now for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Astral Projections Made: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 18
Alien Abductions: 5 Crops Grown: 3222
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4193
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness

    WitchyCraft: Menhera Madness
    Welcome to the Menhera Witch Edition Minecraft server! Are you ready to join a server where witches and magic rule the land? Our server is filled with talented witches and wizards who will cast spells and brew potions to protect their territory.

    Join now to meet Gen 1 witches like Crystallis Abi Kadabura, who can turn enemies into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of her wand. Or hang out with Serina Maiko, who can summon a rain of cupcakes to satisfy your sweet tooth.

    But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 witches like Petalight Kou Mariya can grow flowers out of thin air, while Mono Monet can turn your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t forget about Yae Yugiri, who can make your wildest dreams come true (literally).

    We even have a Gen 3 witch named Yumi the Witch, who can fly on her broomstick and turn your enemies into toads. Plus, our server is currently hosting a poll to choose the first collab partner for Gen 3 – will it be a dragon, a unicorn, or a talking mushroom? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the magical world of Menhera Witch Edition. Just be careful not to anger the witches, or you might find yourself turned into a frog! See you there, brave adventurer!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 34
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!

    SavageCraft: Where we don’t sugarcoat anything – not even our creepers!
    Are you tired of boring, normalfag-friendly character action games with their lame exploration and puzzles? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with non-stop action and zero backtracking. Our server takes inspiration from arcade and 2D beat em ups, so you know you’re in for a good time. Say goodbye to normalfags and hello to a truly epic gaming experience. Join now and unleash your inner badass!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition

    Crafty Convicts: RIP OJ SIMPSON Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server and experience the wild and wacky world of blocky adventures! Our server is so legendary, even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness!

    Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who was banned for building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks. Some say you can still hear his ghostly clucks echoing through the pixelated night.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you may just stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical potions that turn you into a flying pig! And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of Minecraft history! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers disguised as friendly villagers. Happy mining!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3682 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!

    CraftyWarriors – Where Minecraft meets total chaos and epic battles!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can worship Nurgle in the least disgusting way possible! We’ve got roll charts, Total War: Warhammer IIIThrones of Decay Trailer, Tamurkhan Trailer, and so much more to keep you entertained. Our Hotfix 4.2.3 Patch Notes will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have Total War: Pharaoh, where you can rule like a true pharaoh. Patch notes, Pharaoh Assembly Kit, and Steam links galore! And if that’s not enough, we have all the older titles you could ever dream of.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Animals Bred: 70
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515

    Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 77097515
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” – a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted “Lava Cake” – a delicious treat that will give you superpowers for 24 hours (Disclaimer: Side effects may include spontaneous combustion).

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – things tend to get a little…weird around here.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together

    Pixel Party: Where Spongebob, Batman, and Pikachu Build Together
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Master Pai Mei’s kung fu skills? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for epic battles and crazy adventures!

    Imagine Pai Mei himself as your loyal servant, chopping down trees with his bare hands and building epic structures faster than you can say “wax on, wax off.” With his deadly skills and wise teachings, he’ll have you dominating the server in no time.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole roster of characters from different media ready to serve you in the ultimate Fate showdown. From Spongebob Squarepants to Darth Vader, you never know who might show up to lend a hand (or lightsaber) in your quest for glory.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of the server, with Pai Mei by your side and Spongebob as your trusty sidekick. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Zombie Dances: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!

    Crafty LOLs: Where Creepers and Comments Collide!
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of the world! Our server is a magical place where you can build your own world and forget about all the suffering and evil out there.

    Forget about the news and come join us for some fun and laughter. Our server is a safe haven where you can let your creativity run wild and make friends with fellow players who share the same desire to escape reality.

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava (don’t worry, no players were harmed in the making of this ride). Or the time a group of players formed a unicorn army and rode into battle against a horde of zombie pigs.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination soar to new heights. Who needs the real world when you can have this much fun in a virtual one?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 46
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise

    Mapocalypse: Where I Swear I Made This Map, Promise
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old maps? Well, look no further because I made this map and let me tell you, it’s so accurate that even your grandma would mistake it for the real world! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Dimension Hops: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙

    MoonaCraft – Where Hoshinova’s Moon shines bright! 🌙
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world! Join us for a chance to mine with Moonahoshinova herself! That’s right, the virtual idol is waiting for you to dig up some diamonds together.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that it will give you deja vu. You’ll feel like you’ve been here before, but trust us, it’s just the sheer awesomeness of our server blowing your mind.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that on our server, you can loop orbiture EP while building your epic creations. It’s the perfect soundtrack for your Minecraft adventures.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the chance to karaoke with Moonahoshinova and explore the 3D archives of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Love Letters Sent: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server

    Stealthy Steve’s AI Fail Server
    Are you tired of constantly being spotted by those pesky AI mobs in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server has just released a new addon that makes you practically invisible to them through foliage! Say goodbye to getting ambushed while trying to gather resources or build your epic base.

    Join our server for the ultimate challenge – we’ve added a new game mode where all the mobs are controlled by real-life chickens. That’s right, chickens are now the overlords of the Minecraft world and they are out for revenge! Can you survive their clucking wrath and come out on top?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city on our server that is inhabited by a colony of friendly Endermen who just want to party all day and night. Join them for dance-offs and Ender Pearl races, it’s a wild time down there!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens, they’re always plotting something…

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 958347 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server

    Lost in Minecraft: ‘NO WE HAVENT LEARNED THAT YET’ Server
    Are you tired of always being behind Jamal and Paco in everything you do? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you can finally get ahead of them! Join us and experience a world where Jamal and Paco are always one step behind you, trying to catch up but failing miserably.

    With epic quests, insane challenges, and the power to outshine even the most competitive players, this server is perfect for those who are tired of living in Jamal and Paco’s shadow. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show them who the real Minecraft champion is!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Enchantments Applied: 166
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

    Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Tekken 8 crossover experience you never knew you needed!

    Join us for epic battles where you can unleash your inner Tekken character and fight your way to victory. Want to play as Heihachi and throw your enemies off cliffs? Done. How about using Kazuya’s devil powers to summon lightning bolts on your foes? Absolutely.

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hidden combos and moves for each character that will leave your opponents scratching their heads in confusion. And don’t worry if you’re new to Tekken, our fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Falling into the Void: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids

    Pixelated Nostalgia: A Minecraft Server for 80s-00s Kids
    Are you tired of playing modern games that are a complete mess? Join our Minecraft server where the games are developed by all White/Asian dev teams and are released in less than two years with banger after banger! No more shitters, niggers, trannies, and woman dev teams ruining the gaming experience. Our games run like a dream, with optimized gameplay and no bloated mess to deal with.

    Say goodbye to movie games with annoying quick time events and dog shit UI. On our server, you won’t find any macho female protags who are always lesbians and ugly trannies trying to self-insert. And forget about micro transactions and live service single player games that are full of lies.

    Join us now and experience a gaming world where all men are competent and not just punch lines, unless they’re black of course. No more dealing with helpless and naive White men in games. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2758 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Animals Bred: 174 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 71 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka

    Meme Team Minecraft Madness: Mel, Choco, Aki, Roboco, Matsuri & Ririka
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Well, look no further than our server, where we have crazier stories than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy!

    Join us and you might just run into Yozora Mel, who was known for ASMR, singing, and probably summoning Ender Dragons with her voice alone. Or how about Yuzuki Choco, who can cook up a storm in Minecraft while simultaneously dominating in Apex Legends – talk about multi-talented!

    And let’s not forget about Aki Rosenthal, who loves ARK, 3D Lives, and apparently, alcohol – we can only imagine the shenanigans that go down when she’s online. Oh, and Roboco? She’s all about cleanliness, FPS games, and being a general pon (whatever that means) – you never know what surprises she’ll bring to the server!

    Matsuri is another member you might bump into, with her singing, dancing, and self-proclaimed menhera status – whatever that means. And last but not least, Ichijou Ririka from ReGLOSS, who’s all about chatting streams, cooking up a storm, and speaking English only – because why not add a language barrier to the chaos?

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, join us now and be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Magic Items Found: 3093 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 254 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!

    Crafty Creepers: Where Bethesda’s Anti-Rebuild Agenda is Hilariously Embraced!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the very fabric of reality? Look no further, because on our server, we have uncovered the shocking truth behind Bethesda’s hatred for humanity rebuilding itself.

    Join us as we unravel the mystery of why Bethesda wants the NCR destroyed and humanity to start from scratch. Is it because they’re secretly aliens trying to take over the world? Or maybe they just really hate progress and want us to stay in the Stone Age forever.

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can defy Bethesda’s evil plans and build a glorious civilization that will stand the test of time. So come join us and let’s stick it to those pesky game developers who want to hold us back!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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