Team BaerCraft’s Comedy of Errors Servers – Not Modded, Still SMP!

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Creators & Community Overview

Community
Modpacks	BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub
Minecraft Servers	4 servers including a rotational server for community-voted modpacks
Developers	Experienced and active in creating new content for players
Staff	Knowledgeable, fast, and informative to provide the best help and support possible

FAQs

1. How can I join the community?

You can join the Discord server using the link provided on the BaerCraft website.

2. What modpacks are available on the servers?

BaerCraft, Trash Panda Craft, and PokeASub are the main modpacks available, with additional community-voted modpacks on the rotational server.

3. Are there specific rules for gameplay on these servers?

Yes, there are specific rules outlined in the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all members.

4. How often are new content updates released?

New content updates are released regularly by the developers to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.

5. Can I suggest a new modpack for the rotational server?

Yes, community members can suggest new modpacks for consideration on the rotational server by submitting their ideas to the Discord server.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3075
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WishCraft: Where dreams come true…or get blown up by creepers!

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Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server in the universe! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because on our server, we make wishes come true! That’s right, simply type /wish and our magical genie will grant you anything your heart desires in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive diamond chickens. These majestic creatures lay diamonds instead of eggs, making you the richest player in all the land. And rumor has it, if you can find the legendary unicorn pig, it will lead you to a hidden treasure filled with enchanted loot.

Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, laughter, and unbelievable discoveries. Who knows what wonders await you on our server? So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Enchantments Applied:	79
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafty Krauts: ‘GERMANY IS HEALING!!!’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a citizenship test for potential players looking to seek citizenship in our virtual world! But don’t worry, our questionnaire is a bit more fun than Germany’s.

Some of the questions you might encounter include:

Do you love Creeper?
Do you support Ender Dragon?
Are you anti-Zombie?

If you answered yes to all of the above, then you are BASED and ready to join our epic Minecraft server! Explore our world, build incredible structures, and battle mythical creatures like you’ve never seen before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show off your love for all things Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Star Shards Collected:	160
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
New Chunks Explored:	65573	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dragon Age LOLzCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join My own templars who have fallen prey to the influence of blood magic! But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games… or is it?

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you come across a group of templars performing dark rituals with blood magic. But instead of running away, you decide to join them and unleash your inner power!

And don’t even get me started on Meredith. Was she really right all along, or did bioware just make her crazy with the lyrium idol macguffin? Join our server to uncover the truth behind this epic conspiracy!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are willing to dive deep into the world of blood magic and templars gone rogue? Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned mystery involving lyrium idols and questionable sanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a little bit of blood magic!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NATO’s Minecraft Mayhem Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can BTFO billions of dollars of NATO military hardware with just a pickaxe and some TNT! Join us for the craziest PvP battles you’ve ever seen, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. The winner gets to ride a dragon into battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with laser guns. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate warrior in this epic Minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Crafty Comedians: LOLz & Laughs Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the fun never stops! 🎉 Join us for a stand-up comedy show like no other! Picture this: Creepers telling jokes, Zombies doing impressions, and Skeletons doing a hilarious dance routine. It’s a laugh riot!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to drop by for a quick set. And don’t even get me started on the Witches – they are the ultimate pranksters!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a Steve and a Creeper teaming up to open a bakery? Or see a Zombie Pigman hosting a cooking show? It’s pure chaos and we love it!

Don’t be a normie, come join the madness on our Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you! 🤪

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MexicanKissCraft: Where kisses and blocks collide in hilarious ways!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most mind-blowing adventures in the blocky world! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about the time a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with talking cows who only speak in puns. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time our players discovered a secret dungeon guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yes, you heard that right, laser eyes! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the unbelievable wonders that await you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Fascist-Free Funland: Where Peace, Freedom, and Democracy Reign Supreme!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we fight for peace, freedom, and democracy by building epic structures and battling against evil mobs! Join us as we make sure that Hitler’s ghost stays far away from our server – we even have a memorial stone at his birthplace in Austria to remind everyone of the millions of lives lost to fascism.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves and unleash their creativity. Whether you want to build a giant statue of a penguin riding a unicorn or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and be a part of our quest to keep the spirit of peace and democracy alive in the world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets about Hitler’s past while you’re at it. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Tourist Trap Craft: Where even creepers know the best spots in Europe!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the tourist traps of European capitals and dive into a world of endless adventure and fun!

Join us and explore INSANE landscapes, build JAW-DROPPING structures, and battle CRAZY mobs with your friends!

Forget about crowded streets and overpriced souvenirs, on our server you can FLY around like a superhero and collect RARE items that will make you the envy of all the other players.

So why waste your time getting lost in a maze of souvenir shops when you can join our server and become the LEGENDARY hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LOLcraft: A Challenger Approaches!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where Switch players battle it out to prove they are better than the legendary PlayStation 2!

Join us if you want to experience blocky graphics that will make you question reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about all other consoles!

Legend has it that if you join our server, you will be granted the power to build the most epic structures in all of Minecraft history. Your creations will be so amazing, they will make Notch himself jealous!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this epic battle between the Switch and the PlayStation 2. Who will come out on top? Only those brave enough to join our server will find out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7728
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Steve’s Epic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of witnessing Russian soldiers having a meltdown in Minecraft because they can’t handle the pressure of the War? Well, look no further! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as these soldiers try to navigate their way through blocky battles and pixelated PTSD.

But wait, there’s more! With every new player that joins, we donate a stack of diamonds to a charity that helps Russian soldiers cope with their Minecraft-induced trauma. So not only are you having a blast on our server, but you’re also making a difference in the lives of these virtual warriors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of this unique gaming experience. Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮🔥

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7508	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dragon’s Dorks Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are as friendly as your grandma’s cookies! Join us for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret underground kingdom ruled by zombie pigmen wearing top hats. Legend has it, they were offering enchanted armor in exchange for stacks of emerald blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive ender dragon that wears sunglasses and blasts dubstep music as it flies around the world. And don’t even get me started on the creeper disco parties that happen every full moon!

So come on down to our server and experience the blocky madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	224

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Pixelated Weebs

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Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.