OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server!! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!!! like, imagine if u were a landlord in the UK and u got hit with a six-figure bill cuz u used some shady tax scheme, like whaaaat??! but on dis server, u can avoid all dat drama and just build ur own virtual empire without worrying about pesky taxes or bills or any of dat boring stuff!! trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF, u won’t regret it!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and stuff, it’s wild!!! so come join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, it’s gonna be EPIC!!! 🤪🤪🤪

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 New Chunks Explored: 254227
Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Potions Brewed: 82
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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