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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Villages Defended: 20 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Star Shards Collected: 86 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Chimeras Created: 2
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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